Africa I Am

Jovial Val is a friendly African from the greatest country in the world NIGERIA.
I love meeting people from all over the world be it white, red or black.
my blog is 4 those who intends to make the world a better place 4 all creation. its a new world of opportunities for creativity, discoveries and learning.

lets get some laffs

A new study has just discovered why Africans are always tired.
WHY AFRICANS ARE ALWAYS TIRED ... by the way its not laziness, here is the reason;..... ......... .........

For a couple of years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from ,job, poor blood, but now the real reason has been found:

We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:
1. The population of Africa is 800 million: 200 million are retired. That leaves 600 million.
2. There are 200 million in school, which leaves 400 million to do the work.
3. Of this, there are 100 million employed by the government. Leaving 300 million to do the work.
4. 50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs; which leaves 250 million to do the work.
5. Take from the total the 150 million people who are unemployed. And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
6. At any given time there are 50 Million people in hospitals. Leaving 50 Million to do the work.
7. There are 20 Million people in prisons. Leaving 30 million to do the work.
8. 1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents, Ministers, pastors, Voodoo or Juju Masters. Leaving 29 Million to do the work.
9. Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa . In Europe, USA , Asia, etc.
That leaves just 2 people to do all the work.

THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE You and me...
.........but you're sitting there on your chair, at your computer, reading these useless mails instead of working..... .......
That leaves one person, only me, to do all the work....

WILL YOU Please get off the computer and get back to work?!!!!!!!!
We are African.....Africans Awhooo

Comments

Wow! Thanks 4 d laugh part

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